Today's a special day; one for fun and mirth. It is the day of the Fool, and its meant for pleasure and enjoyment, misrule and a measure of chaos.
Traditionally, this day was dedicated to the Horned God, whom some know as Puck, and others as Pan, Herne, Cernunnos, and on; its a day to be foolish from sunrise til noon-time, proceeding down the street in various shades of color and flourish.
Nowadays, its a day in which we play pranks on those unsuspecting, tickling our fancies with mischievous delights. However, this post is no prank, trick, or game. I just returned home after some wonderful news, and I am now free of the divorce proceedings with my ex-wife, and can and will go on happily.
One could say that my Patron, ol' Puck, smiled on me, and I'd be inclined to agree. As a result, I am offering the Fool's Blessing to any and all who approach and pay on this day, the first of March; the rate is dirt cheap, but the benefit is oft staggering.
The link to donate is below; such a blessing will run you 10$ per person - that's 80% off! I'll need the name and location of each person to be included.
-Für den Ruhm des großen Gottes der Narr-